Or Happy Lazy Saturday!
We had to root for Ireland, even though I’m not sure I get Jedward.
Moldova had the best hats!
Azerbaijan won but I’ve been told that it doesn’t count because it’s all political and Ireland was robbed.
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Or, I really should stop listening to the radio
Edge of Seventeen has been playing every day on the radio. I’m not sure why radio stations play the same songs over and over. I mean, obviously “today’s hits” style stations would, but this is the local “you’re old so we we play only soothing music that you are familiar with” station. They have zillions of songs to choose from! But they instead they play the same songs over and over again, especially country songs that mention Jesus.
Why don’t I change? Because I am old. Because they also play copious amounts of Journey and Air Supply so I can have my little moments of awesome while driving. Because the Music for Generation X station went off the air and is now talk radio and besides they used to play “Slim Shady” every day, too.
The good thing about them playing this song every day is that I finally realized the lyrics weren’t “just like the ones we love sing a song that sounds like singing” but:
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song that sounds like singing
oooh baby oooh baby oooooooh
But now I wished I’d never realized that because it bugs me every time. My way, that makes sense, I mean people like me and my singing could be described as sounding almost like singing on a good day but doves? If they are singing well then of course it sounds like singing – what would it sound like? Crying?
The clouds never expect it when it rains
But the sea changes colors
But the sea….
DOES NOT CHANGE
Deep man, deep.
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Or, we get our money’s worth out of clothes in this house
December 2004
January 2007
March 2008
February 2010
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Or still sick so I’ll let my search traffic write my post for me
Two Things:
- I think I stole this idea from J.D. of I Do Things so don’t even try to act like I don’t give credit, because I do because that’s just the kind of blogger I am.
- I am not responsible for any stories you might make up about the people behind these searches a la the video displayed above. I only put it there because it makes me cry and crying helps my sinuses drain and not to encourage your imaginations to construct a narrative using these search terms.
can cats locate an escaped hamster?
Well yeah, they are cats and are very good at stalking and hamsters are pretty much the definition of prey. The question you should be asking is “Will they eat all of it or leave the mangled body at the foot of my bed?”
bad habits of black gum trees
They just stand around and let their leaves fall EVERYWHERE and then expect you to pick up after them like some kind of punk!
black stuff coming out of ear and itching
I’m going to need more details about the nature of the black stuff, e.g. texture, viscosity, odor before deciding how loudly to shout “Go to the doctor you nasty fool!”
can i right off my chickens
Do you mean “right off” as in cockney killing (I’m gunna right off those chickens guvner!) or “write off” as in tax avoidance? In either case the answer depends on the regulations in your own particular local, but looking those up I’d first suggest you take a close look at your conscience and see what it tells you.
get her ass message by his cook
What baffles and frightens me is that somebody would have gone well past the 5th page of Google search results, many of them frankly pornographic, to wind up on one of these posts on my blog. I can only hope I met their needs, whatever they might have been.
What have been some of your favorite or mind boggling search terms lately?
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Or, it’s Haiku Day at the Blogathon
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Sell Man’s Magnetic
Therapy Healthy Panties
Awesome Unit Price!
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