by Tracy on January 3, 2010
Or, look at what my friends are up to
It’s life coach Tim! On the early morning tv in Florida on New Year’s Day! And you know how I feel about people who are on tv, namely that their acquaintance is to be cultivated so as to be able to enlist their aid for getting my [...]
by Madame Fabulous on December 31, 2008
I remember going to the grocery store one afternoon to pick up the usual supply of frozen blueberries, diet protein powder, green tea and potato chips, and noticing a woman who was wearing a grubby track suit with her hair in curlers. I very discreetly stared at her, with my basket of diet and junk [...]
by Madame Fabulous on December 22, 2008
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I am a wine lover. My husband has never understood the appeal. But then again, he said the same thing about sushi and now he throws down slabs of raw fish like he’s part pelican. So maybe he just needed a chance to try some different varieties to find something that tickled his [...]
by Madame Fabulous on December 3, 2008
My sons have invented a game between them that, because they are boys, involves one hitting the other in the arm as hard as possible. Often. Repeatedly. However, because it is a game, they have also created rules that clearly define when one may hit the other, where, and how hard, and what the consequences [...]
by Madame Fabulous on November 25, 2008
I am afraid of heights. Terribly afraid. I have nightmares of falling from mountains. Flying dreams usually end in crashing dreams. My insane fear of falling is probably why my eldest son thought his name was “Get Down Off Of There”. I like to imagine a fleet of helium balloon-carrying angels supporting the wings [...]