Here’s a little something I like to call The Elvis

by Tracy

Or, your standard banana injected with bacon enhanced peanut butter then fried in butter and topped with some brown sugar sludge

The Elvis

Easing back into posting after the blogcation I found necessary after blogathoning and it seemed like a quick recipe would be the perfect way to sneak back in here.

I’m not the first person to call some mixture of peanut butter, banana and bacon The Elvis but this is the first time I’ve done it and posted it on my blog.

This idea began to take hold in my head after I saw this Nutella stuffed banana and wondered if I could do the same at home. I didn’t have any Nutella and am not mad about it like some are but I did have a jar of Smucker’s Natural Peanut Butter and a package of thick sliced apple wood smoked bacon.

Step 1 Fry up bacon and make biscuits so that the family doesn’t suspect anything is up.

Step 2 Hide a couple of pieces of bacon

Step 3 Pretend like it’s time to tidy up so that the family disperses

Step 4 Crumble a half slice of bacon into small pieces and mix with a spoonful of peanut butter

Step 5 Make a hole in the banana. I wasn’t sure how to do this so I decided to use a turkey baster. It did a pretty good job of hollowing out the banana without ripping it.

Step 6 Try to get the bacon peanut butter into the banana. This would prove to be more difficult. I realize now, too late, that I probably could have stuck it inside a sandwich bag and cut a hole at the end to use as a piping bag.  Instead I figured the turkey baster had worked so well in getting the stuff out that it would work equally as well at putting stuff back in.

No, not really.

You can see that although I did manage to stuff the banana, it was not nearly as pretty as the one in the site I linked above.

This was about the point when my husband caught me and slowly walked away, completely unexcited about the prospect of sharing a peanut butter and bacon stuffed banana with me. I think it’s because he’s foreign.

So I tasted it, and it was good, very rich, very satisfying but not completely so. Something was missing, the part where it gets fried in butter.

I cut what remained into little rounds, then took the bottom of another banana that my kid had partially eaten and cut off the part he slobbered on and sliced it horizontally then cut a notch into each half, a trough if you will and stuffed that with the remaining peanut butter and bacon mixture then put it back together.

Maybe it’s a little grody to use a partially eaten banana in my recipes, but I’ve been eating partially eaten bananas for years now, ever since I started having kids, and have not died once. If you came to my house, sure I’d give you your own fresh, never been chewed on banana but you were not at my house when I made this recipe, were you?

In a non stick pan, I put a tablespoon of butter and let it melt then put the bananas inside and thought, hey, why not add some brown sugar? And so I did and cooked on each side  until nice and brown and removed from the pan.

Then there was lots of lovely brown sugar and butter sludge in the bottom, so I thought it would make a nice sauce on top but it wasn’t really in a saucy mood so I added a bit of cream and it became a softer sludge, but still not sauce so I decided screw it and put dollops of it on top of each piece.

And I ate it and it was good. The banana was gooey and sweet, the peanut butter was rich and the little bits of bacon were like little crunchy taste explosions. If you don’t like or don’t eat bacon, it would be still be delicious without it, but I think it adds a nice touch of savory to all the sweet.

My only regret is that I did not flambe it so I could call it a hunka hunka burning Elvis love.

 

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  • http://lalunablanca.com lalunablanca

    Sounds awesome. I'd be tempted to try it without the bacon. Maybe it wouldn't be The Elvis then… Bonus points for “grody”. Fellow partially eaten banana eater (unless they took the entire peel from the banana, then I'm out).

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Oh ya, that's really important that you only eat pieces that were protected
    by the peel. It's a soul-destroying sight, what grubby toddler hands can do
    to a naked banana.

  • http://writerdad.com Sean

    You are wonderfully, wonderfully filthy.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    How on earth are you going to call stuffing the banana filthy?!?

  • Brian

    Awesome! and I appreciate your green approach to recycling food. On many a leftover night, my entire meal was compose of whatever was left on the plates of the kids.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    I've got about 30 lbs of my kids leftover food that I carry around on
    my hips and thighs.

  • http://terribly-happy.com/blogger.html OmarG

    Holy crap, you're a GENIUS!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    I think I was really meant to travel the state fair circuit.

  • http://www.junkdrawerblog.com JunkDrawer

    “Something was missing, the part where it gets fried in butter.” Now you're talkin'! And the brown sugar was inspired, too. You are my hero. I don't like bananas, but when you stuff it with bacony goodness and fry it up, I think I just might be able to get over it. Well done, my friend. Well done.

  • http://mistergoodguy.com/ Dave

    “…and have not died once.” LOL

    Sean is right, there's something a little filthy about this post.

    Any road up (as they say oop north), the picture at the top is enough to give me a heart attack, so I don't think I'll be trying this. Besides I'm all out of turkey basters. :)

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    Normally I'm a huge fan of anything fried in butter, especially if it involves sludge, but I just can't get behind a hot banana. Like, I would love to slice a banana into my oatmeal, but then the banana gets hot, and that seems wrong to me. And no, I cannot enjoy Bananas Foster for that same reason.

    Still, I admire your ingenuity and creativity. I don't even think I own a turkey baster. But I may have to buy one so I can make my own creation inspired by this post:

    Bacon-and-cheese-injected hot dog, fried in butter.

    Haven't come up with a name yet.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    I'd like to think that when I pass, it's things like this that will make people say “She made a difference, She mattered”

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    I really am sure I don't know what you and Toothy McGrinninstein are talking about.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    You know what thought JD? The inside of the banana doesn't really get that hot – it's only in the pan long enough to caramalize the outside.

    Oh man, what we need to do is inject l'il smokies with something, wrap them in some crescent rolls and create the most badass pigs in a blanket that the world has ever seen.

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    Now you're talking. Any time the phrase “badass pigs” is used in conjunction with creating injectable food, it can only be a winner. Or possibly weiner.

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleahrebeccah

    I am a huge fan of ANYTHING fried in butter – especially when you add BACON to it! Honestly, that sounded deliciously good, partially eaten banana pieces and all!

  • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

    I'm with JD here. Cooked bananas are not for me. We do a thing where you bake a banana , but yuck! Mind you if it's only a flash fry, it might actually be quite nice.

    I am always surprised when I read food posts from the US. You do eat such different food mixes to us in the UK, and it almost always contains peanut butter :) I'm the only adult I know that eats peanut butter. It's generally considered food for children, so it figures that I'd eat it.

  • Bummble

    The cherry on top that makes this post perfect is that at the end, it says: 'Similar Posts: None Found'.

  • sheilasultani

    That sounds just gross enough to be REALLY good.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Heh, I have to take you to Pig on Beale one day (assuming it still exists, I don't get out that way much anymore) where they have a badass pig as their mascot!

    http://pigonbeale.com/home.htm

    Oh yes, it does still exist! Maybe if we all click on that link like crack addled chimps they'll notice us and offer to send us a complimentary rib platter for our blogging convention.

    Now that I think of it, it's just a couple of steps away from Silky O'Sullivan's where they have the beer drinking goats what live in a turret. So Margaret is in.

    Wooooooo! MEMPHIS!!!!!!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    You know what I bet? I bet it would be a good pancake topping. Or if you are fancy a crepe filling!

    But I doubt you are *too* fancy, what with reading my blog and all.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    My husband is from Ireland and the fact that I eat peanut butter from a spoon as if it were, I dunno, potatoes or something, completely repels him. As in, I've seen him have the shudders at the idea of a peanut butter milkshake.

    The good thing about this is all the Reeses Peanut Butter cups are mine, all mine!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    That's been bugging me all day! Really, similar posts? Really, nothing? Not even tangentially?

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    I know, sometimes it's a really fine line between exquisite and excrement.

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ redheadranting

    Uh, my whole diet consists of eating things my children have slobbered on and not finished.

    Your Elvis looks pretty good but does it come with an insulin shot and maybe a defibrillator?

  • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

    Well I eat peanut butter from a spoon too. It's the best way by far, but a peanut butter milkshake? You mean peanut butter in milk?

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Man, I don't need none of that! I'm half Bubba, half Korean the state of my
    endocrine system is strong.

    (You have to read that like I'm giving a state of my vital systems address
    at a podium otherwise it falls flat)

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Not just peanut butter and milk! There's ice cream in there, too! And
    whipped cream and a cherry on top if you are so inclined.

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ redheadranting

    I keep looking for 'reply all'.

    Bubba, as in our esteemed president Bill Clinton?

  • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

    You know, I bet I would probably like it. With a cherry obviously ;)

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Naw dude, close but no cigar.

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ redheadranting

    So you gonna tell me? Or do I gotta keep guessing, in which case I give up
    because it's summer and thinking isn't required.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Have you heard of Sonic drive ins? If not, it's a drive in chain where
    carhops come to your car and bring all sorts of beverages (non-alchoholic),
    burgers, hot dogs, stuff like that right out to your car.

    Right now they are having a buy one, get one free special on shakes,
    including the peanut butter.

    Do you know how hard it is for me not to go there every single day?

    Those things are deadly though, I think there are about 2000 calories in
    one. Usually I can split 2 regular sized ones between me and 4 of my kids
    and they'll still leave a bit leftover.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Nah, my dad is just my dad, he just happens to be called Bubba, too. So I
    always say I'm half Bubba to honor my Southern-American heritage, even
    though it would seem that they don't want me and keep trying to push me on
    Korea.

  • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

    Everything is so much bigger in the US. One regular milkshake (from McDonalds) is drinkable by one person – easily in the UK.

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ redheadranting

    It sounds like a Sad Trombone is in order.

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleahrebeccah

    Oooh! That does sound like a GREAT idea!!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    See, I am full of value!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    It's crazy. If you ever go to an ice cream shop in the States, ask for a kid's scoop otherwise you'll get something the size of a baseball!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    That will be the title of my memoir, I think “The Music of Sad Trombones: One woman's triumph over Wah-wah”

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    CRACK ADDLED CHIMPS! (except I typed “CHIPS” the first time in my excitement). I really gotta get to Memphis. There's drinking goats, badass pigs . . . what else? Any quaaludes?

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ redheadranting

    Ooh, I love that! How many years until you can call it a triumph?

  • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

    I've been told by friends that your food portions are very large :)

  • Alisa Bowman

    I think you ought to flambee it next time, just to see if anything else catches on fire.

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleahrebeccah

    INDEED!!

  • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret (nannygoats)

    I would like to have seen the final product, but maybe the fact that there isn't one is testament to just how yummy it was and out of your mind it must have made you with gastronomic delight.

  • http://amuseinmypocket.com Gina

    My husband would this. He looooves bacon!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Maybe I can flambee it while I'm trying to get the tops off of ramune bottles! One flame – many uses – very, very eco-friendly.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    What are you talking about? The final product is that stuff at the top! I know it's not pretty but dang.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    It's a lot easier to make a pb & b & b sandwich if you want to give it a try. Just grill it in a frying pan like you would grilled cheese for a true Elvis.

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