What’s Your Poo Telling You – A Book Review

by Tracy

Or, like everything else unsavory that I post, blame JD

I’ve been meaning to review What’s Your Poo Telling You? forever but the time just never seemed right. Then three things happened:

  1. I became a partner in Potty Training Power
  2. I heard tell that #poosday or #fecalfriday were going to become the next big hashtags, although we might not be participating anymore since we heard that Chuck Berry is still alive and may or may not be on twitter.
  3. I committed to a Blogathon and now everything looks like a good post idea to me.

Like I said, I’ve had this book forever and even given it as a gift which proved to be most popular. It’s a light and hilarious reference guide to what secrets your poop is trying to tell you, if only you’d listen.

 

 

Shelf toilet

Shelf toilet, very popular in Europe, particularly Germany, helpful for poo analysis

photo credit chriswatkins

Who would NOT enjoy What’s Your Poo Telling You?

Okay you know how some people say they can’t understand how people could not want to get married or have kids or think cats are cute or could want to schtupp the same sex? And people look at them like they are some sort of judgmental monsters that lack imagination? I kind of feel that way about this book; I can’t conceive, fathom or wrap my mind around somebody not wanting to flip through it. Oh ja, I can imagine people denying that they want to go through it, but I can’t believe that if you left them alone in a room with this book that they wouldn’t take a peek. And then another.

But I’m not going to say that because I, for one, do not like my ass handed to me on a platter.

Instead I will say if you are prudish, priggish or anally retentive you will not like this book. Everyone else will find it a delightful little volume.

Who WOULD enjoy What’s Your Poo Telling You?

Oh duh, everyone. The awesome, the intellectually adventurous, the folks that like to take care of their own health, Chuck Berry, the open-minded, people who like the game Scatagories, folks who are trying to get on Jeopardy, your Grandma and Grandpa, pretty much everyone would enjoy this book.

Or even if they don’t enjoy-enjoy it, they’d kind of like that funny-naughty feeling they get while reading it. If you feel that way, it’s okay, it’s a way to be. It’s not my way to be, but it’s yours and that’s okay.

What I liked:

  • Creative,”punny” names for the different varieties of poo
  • I am not sure, but it seemed like actual medical science was consulted.
  • Small size, easy to fit into a handbag or BDU pocket, much like Reader’s Digest
  • Not too dumbed down, not too intellectual
  • I did not get the sense that the authors were being too ironically hipster with me. I hate it when people do that.

What Could Have Been Improved:

  • I would have liked laminated, easy to sanitize pages so that I could feel comfortable keeping this in the potty for handy reference
  • I think they could have used some more cheerful poo based colors on the cover
  • It seemed like most, if not all, of the illustrations used were of men. Hello, it’s the 2000s!!!
  • The postpartum poo chapter brought back many painful memories and I would have appreciated some sort of warning.
  • While I wouldn’t have wanted all the pictures in color, it would have been nice to include a color chart in the appendix for comparison purposes

In short, I can’t recommend this book enough and putting aside the fact that my affiliate link is all over this post, I think it’s the kind of book that you’d want to purchase brand new for your own personal use rather than borrow from the library or buying used from Goodwill. Remember – Father’s Day is just around the corner!

What’s Your Poo Telling You? by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D. is available to purchase at Amazon and other book sellers.

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  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ redheadranting

    I think I must have this book. I see that it was written in 2007, it looks like something from the 70's. I wish I'd had this during the potty training years. Yes, I said 'training'. If I knew now what I didn't know then I would have kennel trained them.

  • http://www.nancy.cc/ Nancy

    That toilet is kinda freaking me out.

    I wonder if Chuck Berry does indeed have a copy of this book. (Probably, right?)

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    I grew up with those kinds of toilets! I had no idea they were so weird
    until I came back to the States!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    You know, it might not be a bad idea to kennel train babies. They could just have their little happy place to go and chill when they are all stressed out instead off flinging Cheerios all over the place.

    Put the book on your wishlist, you will not be disappointed! Think of how popular you'll be at parties with all these fun facts to share!

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    This stellar post almost gives me the courage to write about the time I had to collect TWO stool samples in one week. Harrowing. That was more up close and personal than I ever care to be with my poo again, but I'll tell ya: that shelf toilet would've come in REAL handy.

    I would have to insist on an accurate color-coding chart. 'Cuz when they say things like “clay-colored poo” . . . “clay” can be so many colors! Just say “gray” or “beige.” WHY CLAY?

    I guess I need this book more than I thought.

  • junkdrawer

    Yes, I would like very much to have a clean never-used version of this poo book. I would also like to understand what is meant by postpartum poo. How is it special? Also, please explain the shelf toilet to me. Thank poo. Ooops. Thank you.

  • Alisa Bowman

    As I was scrolling down and reading, I saw the top portion of that potty and I thought for sure, as I scrolled, there was gonna be something IN that potty. Just think of how viral (bacterial?) that photo could have been!

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Hello! Yes! Exactly! What color is clay? An earthy red? Greige?

    Shelf toilets are good for stool samples, I'll give them that, but much more prone to “le streak” as I like to call it. Also, you do not get the odor shield that being completely submerged in water provides.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Man, all I have to say is you push 6-9 lbs out of your hoo ha, nothing down there is going to be working quite right for quite some weeks and to be honest, you're kind of over pushing at that point. Plus, sometimes you have a little tear in the perineum or stitches or you have hemorrhoids. It's just not a pretty situation at all.

    I've never had a c-section, but my understanding is the problem is slightly different but even a bit worse because I don't think you can leave the hospital until you've gone so that means the pressure is on in more than one way.

    So that first time you go after you have a baby, it can really hurt.

  • http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

    Oh man, that's just nasty. Would I ever post something that gross? Me?

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    Oh, I insist upon total submersion. The shelf toilet would not be a good fit for me.

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    Oh, I insist upon total submersion. The shelf toilet would not be a good fit for me.

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  • Eliza gosnall

    this is very enjoyable looking at the diffrent poo

  • Meghan Ward

    pooooooooooooooooooooooo

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