15 Options Facebook Needs To Offer

by Tracy

Or, They should be paying me for this valuable advice but they are not, the cheap bastids

Go ahead, like my page, you know you want to

Okay, I’m just going to go ahead and say we’re not going to talk about a dislike option today. Everyone always says “oooh we need a dislike button” so not only are people well aware that this is something many people are looking for, I, for one, am not sure we really need a dislike button if we adopt my suggestions which provide ample options without resorting to the simplistic yes/no dichotomy that like/dislike offers.

My suggestions provide for a much more nuanced, rich social networking experience, allowing users to express complex thoughts and feelings with a simple click of the mouse.

1. I concur

For when you agree with what is said and wish to sound like the distinguished gentle(wo)man from South Carolina.

2. True, that

When you wish to acknowledge the veracity of what was said but pride yourself on never resorting to slang or netspeak and your slavish devotion to prescriptivist grammar.

3. Love

For when you wish to agree in what you imagine is a breezy, cosmopolitan manner.

4. IDWYBWSAIWBAYBYB

For when you disagree with what was said and would get into a debate about it only you are going to be the bigger person by yakking about it behind their back.

5. Pity like

When nobody else has liked it and you feel sorry for the poster but not sorry enough to make an actual comment.

6. Hello, I exist!

When you like status after status to remind your friend that you exist and they should acknowledge that by commenting or liking your junk. Hello! Don’t act like you can’t see me because you know you can!

7. You owe me one

Even though I didn’t read whatever inane thing you just linked from your blog, I did press this button so now you have to pretend to read mine. Social proof: it works!

8. I should probably pretend to care about your kids

For when you friends post yet another 150 photo album of their darlings. Note 1: this should come with an option to randomly comment “They are getting so big!” on one picture in the album so it looks like you clicked through. Note 2: This has to come with an algorithm to insure it’s not applied to a picture of the friend’s bazoongas.

9. Sad-ish

This post made you a bit sad but you will be strong and commence with going about your every day business and talking about eating a cupcake in 3..2…

10. Drool!

For when friends post about some sort of fattening ooey gooey food and if there is one thing the Food Network has taught you is that you must loudly express my approval of same. IMPORTANT: Facebook can’t be held responsible for any face slaps if you click this in response to a friend talking about how engorged her breasts are now that she’s breastfeeding. For food use only! Adult food!

11. Quote

When you want to encourage people to continue posting quotes so that they don’t bother writing their own inane drivel.

12. Participant

For when you want to seem involved but don’t want to put forth any effort.

13. Good for you!

For when you are happy that somebody is enjoying their day but it seems kind of dorkwad-eqsue to post “I’m so happy you’re sitting on your butt in your back yard!!!!”

14. Sad Trombone

For those occasions when your friends are having a Charlie Brown style day. I know he had rainclouds and not sad trombone, but I think it’s about time Facebook added sound effects.

15. Invisible Snarking

To allow you to make comments that are quite rude and uncalled for on the post where only a designated group of friends, minus the original poster, can see it. Of course, you will probably eventually screw up and include the wrong group of friends on the snark – there’s an easy way to avoid that but I’m not going to tell you, you backstabbing bitch.

These are just the first 15 I can think of; what options would you like Facebook to give to you to enhance your experience?

And while you’re thinking of that, I’d like to invite you to join Dang Y’all, my Facebook group for the swapping of grody and astonishing links.

Tagged as: Dang y'all, facebook, IHMMB fan page

http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/ Junk Drawer Kathy

Sheer brilliance! Love so many of these. I lost it at Sad Trombone. You kill me.
.-= Junk Drawer Kathy´s last blog ..A Very Expensive Cat Chair =-.
http://www.junkdrawerblog.com Junk Drawer Kathy

Sheer brilliance! Love so many of these. I lost it at Sad Trombone. You kill me.
.-= Junk Drawer Kathy´s last blog ..A Very Expensive Cat Chair =-.
http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

Awww shucks, thanks Kathy. You kill me back!
http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Awww shucks, thanks Kathy. You kill me back!
http://www.redheadranting.com/ Jen

I do 5,6,7, and 8. And I don’t even do Facebook that much. This is wonderful, I really wish there was the sad trombone.
.-= Jen´s last blog ..Doing Things Differently =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

Jen, I do all of them including five more that I’m ashamed to admit in public.

http://www.redheadranting.com/ Jen

I do 5,6,7, and 8. And I don’t even do Facebook that much. This is wonderful, I really wish there was the sad trombone.
.-= Jen´s last blog ..Doing Things Differently =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Jen, I do all of them including five more that I’m ashamed to admit in public.

http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret (Nanny Goats)

Tracy, you are a crazy bullet-pointing genius!
.-= Margaret (Nanny Goats)´s last blog ..Goat Thing of the Day: Ringtones and Laundry Day =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

If only I knew how to draw the little illustrations to go with them, I would be rich and famous. Crazy rich!

http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com Margaret (Nanny Goats)

Tracy, you are a crazy bullet-pointing genius!
.-= Margaret (Nanny Goats)´s last blog ..Goat Thing of the Day: Ringtones and Laundry Day =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

If only I knew how to draw the little illustrations to go with them, I would be rich and famous. Crazy rich!

http://www.twohandsandaroadmap.net/ Two Hands and a Roadmap

Invisible Snarking! I would pay a lot of money for that one.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

That is what you say now until you “Tracy” it and your world falls down around you.

http://www.twohandsandaroadmap.net Two Hands and a Roadmap

Invisible Snarking! I would pay a lot of money for that one.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

That is what you say now until you “Tracy” it and your world falls down around you.

http://nobody-but-yourself.blogspot.com/ Heather @ nobody-but-yourself

The ever-frantabulous Margaret from NGIP shared the link to this over on FB, and I big, red, puffy heart love it. I am going to go LIKE your page immediately. (I’m still a wee bit broken up over the fact that I can no longer be a fan of things on Facebook. Humph.)

I’d suggest a few more like “Eyeroll” and “Just Shut UP already” and “Wha??????” but then again, I fear I’d be getting those clicked on more than the occasional status update of my own…. My husband has often remarked, whilst scrolling through his Facebook newsfeed, that what FB needs is the classic Olivia Soprano “Oh, poor you!” and that would tie in quite well with their addition of sound effects to go with the Sad Trombone. We should also have an Applause sound effect, and a NOMNOMNOMNOM sound effect…….. but then they’d probably be just one more thing that caused Facebook to crash my computer, so maybe not.

Anyhow, glad to’ve found you, yay to Margaret for pointing me your way!

http://www.redheadranting.com/ Jen

Heather is my new best friend!
.-= Jen´s last blog ..Doing Things Differently =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

Hi Heather! I’m glad to have found you finding me!

You suggestions are spot on, I also think we might benefit from a “My word, you ARE a wanker” button.

http://nobody-but-yourself.blogspot.com Heather @ nobody-but-yourself

The ever-frantabulous Margaret from NGIP shared the link to this over on FB, and I big, red, puffy heart love it. I am going to go LIKE your page immediately. (I’m still a wee bit broken up over the fact that I can no longer be a fan of things on Facebook. Humph.)

I’d suggest a few more like “Eyeroll” and “Just Shut UP already” and “Wha??????” but then again, I fear I’d be getting those clicked on more than the occasional status update of my own…. My husband has often remarked, whilst scrolling through his Facebook newsfeed, that what FB needs is the classic Olivia Soprano “Oh, poor you!” and that would tie in quite well with their addition of sound effects to go with the Sad Trombone. We should also have an Applause sound effect, and a NOMNOMNOMNOM sound effect…….. but then they’d probably be just one more thing that caused Facebook to crash my computer, so maybe not.

Anyhow, glad to’ve found you, yay to Margaret for pointing me your way!

http://www.redheadranting.com/ Jen

Heather is my new best friend!
.-= Jen´s last blog ..Doing Things Differently =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Hi Heather! I’m glad to have found you finding me!

You suggestions are spot on, I also think we might benefit from a “My word, you ARE a wanker” button.

http://nobody-but-yourself.blogspot.com/ Heather @ nobody-but-yourself

Dagnabit! FANTABULOUS, Margaret is FANTABULOUS. I really do need to learn to proofread before I hit SUBMIT.

Though, I suppose she could be FRANTABULOUS too. I just have no first-hand knowledge of her potential frantabulousity.
.-= Heather @ nobody-but-yourself´s last blog ..Spring FAIL =-.

http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret (Nanny Goats)

Why just the other day, a strange handsome distinguished gentlemen emerged from a fog covered road, approached me with smoldering eyes and murmurred as he ripped my bodice, “Has anyone ever told you how frantabulous you are?”

And I had to tell him no. Dang, Heather, where were you when I needed you?
.-= Margaret (Nanny Goats)´s last blog ..Goat Thing of the Day: Ringtones and Laundry Day =-.

http://nobody-but-yourself.blogspot.com Heather @ nobody-but-yourself

Dagnabit! FANTABULOUS, Margaret is FANTABULOUS. I really do need to learn to proofread before I hit SUBMIT.

Though, I suppose she could be FRANTABULOUS too. I just have no first-hand knowledge of her potential frantabulousity.
.-= Heather @ nobody-but-yourself´s last blog ..Spring FAIL =-.

http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com Margaret (Nanny Goats)

Why just the other day, a strange handsome distinguished gentlemen emerged from a fog covered road, approached me with smoldering eyes and murmurred as he ripped my bodice, “Has anyone ever told you how frantabulous you are?”

And I had to tell him no. Dang, Heather, where were you when I needed you?
.-= Margaret (Nanny Goats)´s last blog ..Goat Thing of the Day: Ringtones and Laundry Day =-.

http://www.giggleon.com/ Christa

Wish I thought of that *insert Sad Trombone*

Genius…pure genius. ‘touche!

I also wish we had other options…or a new Facebook for those of us who want to go completely off the wall verbally (crass, crude and illegal) but can’t ’cause: a family member reads your stuff, your trying to promote some charity, get a new job, impress someone or save the world from flying cupcake dragons (I’ve seen them, they are really very scary *insert Sad Trombone again*. Thankfully, I feel comfortable enough using the term “camel toe” on Crack, I mean, Facebook…so, I guess I’m not ‘that’ stifled after all.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Hi Christa!

Wait wait wait, we’re not supposed to talk about camel toe on Facebook? WTF is Facebook for then?
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://www.giggleon.com Christa

Wish I thought of that *insert Sad Trombone*

Genius…pure genius. ‘touche!

I also wish we had other options…or a new Facebook for those of us who want to go completely off the wall verbally (crass, crude and illegal) but can’t ’cause: a family member reads your stuff, your trying to promote some charity, get a new job, impress someone or save the world from flying cupcake dragons (I’ve seen them, they are really very scary *insert Sad Trombone again*. Thankfully, I feel comfortable enough using the term “camel toe” on Crack, I mean, Facebook…so, I guess I’m not ‘that’ stifled after all.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Hi Christa!

Wait wait wait, we’re not supposed to talk about camel toe on Facebook? WTF is Facebook for then?
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://beetle-blog.com/ Babs

You see FB does have it’s good points. I followed Margaret’s link too!
Love the sad trombone, though in the UK it’s expressed a little more sarcasticly, as in “Get the violins out”
.-= Babs´s last blog ..Dancing Bird! =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

That reminds me, I know a few people who could benefit from a “You know you aren’t actually British” button.

Glad you came by Babs!

http://beetle-blog.com Babs

You see FB does have it’s good points. I followed Margaret’s link too!
Love the sad trombone, though in the UK it’s expressed a little more sarcasticly, as in “Get the violins out”
.-= Babs´s last blog ..Dancing Bird! =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

That reminds me, I know a few people who could benefit from a “You know you aren’t actually British” button.

Glad you came by Babs!

http://www.hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/ Stesha

You had me at “Pity like.” I feel so bad for those posters who always get the pity like.

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
.-= Stesha´s last blog ..We Hate Laundry =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

If it weren’t for pity likes, I wouldn’t get any likes at all.

wah-waaaaah.

http://www.hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com Stesha

You had me at “Pity like.” I feel so bad for those posters who always get the pity like.

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
.-= Stesha´s last blog ..We Hate Laundry =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

If it weren’t for pity likes, I wouldn’t get any likes at all.

wah-waaaaah.

http://www.projecthappilyeverafter.com/ Alisa Bowman

Looooove this.
.-= Alisa Bowman´s last blog ..What are your turn offs and turn ons? =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Love how you placed a noun after love so that your statement is a sentence!

http://www.projecthappilyeverafter.com Alisa Bowman

Looooove this.
.-= Alisa Bowman´s last blog ..What are your turn offs and turn ons? =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Love how you placed a noun after love so that your statement is a sentence!

Maureen

OMG I cringed when I read 15! I did that this year
in a family email when I accidently hit
Reply All. My brother fell out his chair laughing
at me because I had said what everyone
secretly wished they had told this person.
I apologized to this person. Is that
anonymous enough?

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Oh Maureen, Maureen, I feel your pain. Around these parts we call that doing a Tracy.

Except I don’t tend to apologize, instead I pretend I am drunk and said “Hell yeah, I said it, why not? We were all thinking it!” And then the next day I update my status to “in rehab”.

Maureen

OMG I cringed when I read 15! I did that this year
in a family email when I accidently hit
Reply All. My brother fell out his chair laughing
at me because I had said what everyone
secretly wished they had told this person.
I apologized to this person. Is that
anonymous enough?

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Oh Maureen, Maureen, I feel your pain. Around these parts we call that doing a Tracy.

Except I don’t tend to apologize, instead I pretend I am drunk and said “Hell yeah, I said it, why not? We were all thinking it!” And then the next day I update my status to “in rehab”.

http://www.kimwoodbridge.com/ Kim Woodbridge

I actually laughed out loud when reading this – not once by twice. And not just an LOL a real laugh out loud.

The first that got me was “I should probably pretend to care about your kids” – most of my statuses are funny things that the kid says

And the Quote one – same problem on twitter.

I suggest adding Copy and Paste – for the ones that say things like “If you have the best Mother in the world and think everyone should know, copy and paste this into your status. 95% of you won’t do it.” Hmm … you could also call that one the 95% rule.
.-= Kim Woodbridge´s last blog ..2 Ways to Like Add Facebook Like to Your WordPress Site =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

But Kim, I like your kid much better than 95% of my friends! I’m the nutjob that posts 28 slightly different photos of her kids looking at rocks.

When I think about it all of us are doing Facebook totally wrong.

http://www.kimwoodbridge.com Kim Woodbridge

I actually laughed out loud when reading this – not once by twice. And not just an LOL a real laugh out loud.

The first that got me was “I should probably pretend to care about your kids” – most of my statuses are funny things that the kid says

And the Quote one – same problem on twitter.

I suggest adding Copy and Paste – for the ones that say things like “If you have the best Mother in the world and think everyone should know, copy and paste this into your status. 95% of you won’t do it.” Hmm … you could also call that one the 95% rule.
.-= Kim Woodbridge´s last blog ..2 Ways to Like Add Facebook Like to Your WordPress Site =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

But Kim, I like your kid much better than 95% of my friends! I’m the nutjob that posts 28 slightly different photos of her kids looking at rocks.

When I think about it all of us are doing Facebook totally wrong.

http://tinlovewith4.blogspot.com/ Tina Michelle

I so post way too many pics of my kids. Except my friends really do love seeing all 300 pics I post a month. No really they do. They post on them and everything! No silly random button to comment on pics needed for me!

.-= Tina Michelle´s last blog ..Sunday Snapshot-My Sissie! =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Hi Tina Michelle! That’s because your kids are gorgeous and your friends are warm hearted, friendly souls!
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://tinlovewith4.blogspot.com Tina Michelle

I so post way too many pics of my kids. Except my friends really do love seeing all 300 pics I post a month. No really they do. They post on them and everything! No silly random button to comment on pics needed for me!

.-= Tina Michelle´s last blog ..Sunday Snapshot-My Sissie! =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Hi Tina Michelle! That’s because your kids are gorgeous and your friends are warm hearted, friendly souls!
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://babootie.com/ Arnold

hehehe. I love the IDWYBWSAIWBAYBYB idea.
.-= Arnold´s last blog ..Pea Soup =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Hi Arnold, I love it, too. So useful!
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://babootie.com Arnold

hehehe. I love the IDWYBWSAIWBAYBYB idea.
.-= Arnold´s last blog ..Pea Soup =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Hi Arnold, I love it, too. So useful!
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://deepfriar.wordpress.com/ Friar

How about CCL (Could care less)?

Like I could care less when someone has grown a virtual crop of Farmville vegetables.

And CCLEM (Could care less even MORE)

When they “invite me” to help out with the “harvest”.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Hey there Friar! I have to say I block without mercy. In fact, I think about 25% of my friends I never see on Facebook because all they do is play farms and do quizzes. Always shocked when they pop up because I just assumed they’d passed on.
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://deepfriar.wordpress.com Friar

How about CCL (Could care less)?

Like I could care less when someone has grown a virtual crop of Farmville vegetables.

And CCLEM (Could care less even MORE)

When they “invite me” to help out with the “harvest”.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Hey there Friar! I have to say I block without mercy. In fact, I think about 25% of my friends I never see on Facebook because all they do is play farms and do quizzes. Always shocked when they pop up because I just assumed they’d passed on.
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://vladdolezal.com/blog/ Vlad Dolezal

How about:

#16: I’m attracted to you but too scared to do anything about it in real life so I like your every status hoping you will get attracted back to me.

I’ve seen some people use that one
.-= Vlad Dolezal´s last blog ..I’m starting my life coaching practice! (with a 50%-off deal) =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Hiya Vladdy! Oh, whoever does that doesn’t understand female psychology – you like everything all her friends do and casually ignore her! ;-p
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://vladdolezal.com/blog/ Vlad Dolezal

How about:

#16: I’m attracted to you but too scared to do anything about it in real life so I like your every status hoping you will get attracted back to me.

I’ve seen some people use that one
.-= Vlad Dolezal´s last blog ..I’m starting my life coaching practice! (with a 50%-off deal) =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Hiya Vladdy! Oh, whoever does that doesn’t understand female psychology – you like everything all her friends do and casually ignore her! ;-p
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://idothings.info/ JD at I Do Things

“Sad trombone” is my favorite.

As in, 10 minutes later, I’m still laughing.

May I suggest a sub-category for #2? “True, dat” — for those people not so concerned with da grammah.

Nice job.
.-= JD at I Do Things´s last blog ..I Love Karen Carpenter (in a Non-Sexual Way) so you don’t have to =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

J.D. but if they weren’t concerned with da grammah wouldn’t they skip the comma and add a random question mark in there someplace?
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

“Sad trombone” is my favorite.

As in, 10 minutes later, I’m still laughing.

May I suggest a sub-category for #2? “True, dat” — for those people not so concerned with da grammah.

Nice job.
.-= JD at I Do Things´s last blog ..I Love Karen Carpenter (in a Non-Sexual Way) so you don’t have to =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

J.D. but if they weren’t concerned with da grammah wouldn’t they skip the comma and add a random question mark in there someplace?
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://www.tumblemoose.com/ George Angus

Dateline: TN

Facebook App Developer arrested for being too damn funny on the internet. Sources say she will be treated well in prison, with all the canned chicken she can eat.
.-= George Angus´s last blog ..The Gizmodo Case: Are Bloggers Journalists? =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

George, you are a hoot! Thank you for coming by!
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://www.tumblemoose.com George Angus

Dateline: TN

Facebook App Developer arrested for being too damn funny on the internet. Sources say she will be treated well in prison, with all the canned chicken she can eat.
.-= George Angus´s last blog ..The Gizmodo Case: Are Bloggers Journalists? =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

George, you are a hoot! Thank you for coming by!
.-= Tracy´s last blog ..Sometimes you can just phone it in =-.

http://www.iblogzone.com/ DiTesco

Solid. Wonder if Mark Z will be adding any of these. 4, 5 and 6 are awesome. Will do my part though to get his attention. RT on the way.
.-= DiTesco´s last blog ..FaceBook Like Takes DiTesco On CNN’s Front Page =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Hi DiTesco, thank you so much. I’m glad you enjoyed them!

http://www.iblogzone.com DiTesco

Solid. Wonder if Mark Z will be adding any of these. 4, 5 and 6 are awesome. Will do my part though to get his attention. RT on the way.
.-= DiTesco´s last blog ..FaceBook Like Takes DiTesco On CNN’s Front Page =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Hi DiTesco, thank you so much. I’m glad you enjoyed them!

http://www.nandoism.com/ nandoism

ooooh, I totally love #7. I think I have 800 friends on facebook that #7 applies to, just saying!
.-= nandoism´s last blog ..5 Things Every Couple Must Have! =-.

http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O’Connor

Yeah, sometimes I look at the pages I have fanned and am like “The hell?!?!” and then I remember, I owed someone, somewhere, something.

WHEN are they going to do a tv series about the seamy underbelly of blogging?!

http://www.nandoism.com nandoism

ooooh, I totally love #7. I think I have 800 friends on facebook that #7 applies to, just saying!
.-= nandoism´s last blog ..5 Things Every Couple Must Have! =-.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

Yeah, sometimes I look at the pages I have fanned and am like “The hell?!?!” and then I remember, I owed someone, somewhere, something.

WHEN are they going to do a tv series about the seamy underbelly of blogging?!

Jt

3. Love, 8. I should probably pretend to care about your kids & 10. Drool! have my vote. Those 3 should be implemented ASAP.

But we need something funny and ambiguous, similar to the “poke”. I would like to formally propose #16 Rimshot. Nothing expresses one’s appreciation for comedic excellence like the venerable rimshot.
Jt

3. Love, 8. I should probably pretend to care about your kids & 10. Drool! have my vote. Those 3 should be implemented ASAP.

But we need something funny and ambiguous, similar to the “poke”. I would like to formally propose #16 Rimshot. Nothing expresses one’s appreciation for comedic excellence like the venerable rimshot.
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JT

I coulda sworn I left a lengthy comment on this post. Hmm…. =/
http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

Ack, that's really weird, the only comments that didn't export where the ones on this post! Will try and fix that, stat.
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http://litanyofbrittainy.blogspot.com britt

likes this.
http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy O'Connor

I need to get a thumbs up thingamabob for my blog!

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