Or, if somebody has a Mr. Linky up for resolution posts, you know I’m going to be dropping dope urls
Things to cut out:
- Flaking
- Perpetrating
- Smoking weed (causes brain damage)
- Hesitating to diss one
- Following the styles and trends of others
- Being what society wants me to be
- Rapping for the pop charts
- Exaggerating and making fiction in lieu of reality
- Moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis
Things to continue/encourage
- Getting straight
- Meditating like a Buddhist
- Combining subjects with predicates (note to self: find out what, precisely a predicate is. Is it related to the word predicated? How could somebody know what predicated means but is fuzzy on what a predicate is? Okay that’s enough, add stop beating self up over lack of grammar to list)
- Ruthlessness
- Remember it’s not about wealth
- Kick reality but stay myself
- Grow like an embryo or possibly a tumor (non-malignant)
- Get a bottom so people will stop ignoring me
- Stay funky
Happy New Year! Let me know your hopes and dreams for 2010 in comments! And if you’ve written a resolutions post of your own, be sure to drop by Nanny Goats in Panties to add it to the list.
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What? You think if you had a BIG bottom you would be noticed? Sounds too deep for me…but then, my gray matter is getting paler and paler…can’t stop thinking that 2010 will make me a year older..which will be pre-Noah soon.
Love your take on things…..almost Hapy New Year!
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In the song, I think bottom refers to the bass but I’m sure a bigger bottom on me would get me more attention. Maybe not the kind I’m looking for, but it would be nice to be noticed.
Best wishes to you in the coming year!
Stopping by from Nanny Goats in Panties to wish you a Happy 2010.
I agree with you– Stay funky
Hi there! Nice to meet you. I enjoyed stopping by your blog, your post was funny and so easy to relate to.
Have a funky fresh 2010!
You are now about to witness the strenth of 2010.
I really like that it’s a nice, round number. Not as round as 2000, but I find that numbers that end in 5 or 0 are more auspicious.
Dude – you kill me! And I love that video.
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Heh, I am afraid I might have confused some people with this post. That’s okay, I never wanted to be all things to all people.