Or, if somebody has a Mr. Linky up for resolution posts, you know I’m going to be dropping dope urls
Things to cut out:
- Flaking
- Perpetrating
- Smoking weed (causes brain damage)
- Hesitating to diss one
- Following the styles and trends of others
- Being what society wants me to be
- Rapping for the pop charts
- Exaggerating and making fiction in lieu of reality
- Moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis
Things to continue/encourage
- Getting straight
- Meditating like a Buddhist
- Combining subjects with predicates (note to self: find out what, precisely a predicate is. Is it related to the word predicated? How could somebody know what predicated means but is fuzzy on what a predicate is? Okay that’s enough, add stop beating self up over lack of grammar to list)
- Ruthlessness
- Remember it’s not about wealth
- Kick reality but stay myself
- Grow like an embryo or possibly a tumor (non-malignant)
- Get a bottom so people will stop ignoring me
- Stay funky
Happy New Year! Let me know your hopes and dreams for 2010 in comments! And if you’ve written a resolutions post of your own, be sure to drop by Nanny Goats in Panties to add it to the list.




