Or, who buys this? WHY?
I saw this for sale at Walgreens today. Putting aside the disturbing idea that we have enough arrests in this county to warrant a weekly publication, I’m completely baffled by this paper.
I probably should have bought a copy or at least thumbed through one in the checkout line, but frankly I was too embarrassed. Once, a cop pulled my sister over for expired tags and he insisted on seeing my ID too because he thought for sure I was this hooker he busted before. He didn’t even apologize for thinking I was a prostitute violating parole which I thought was quite rude.
Anyway, I am really self conscious about that even though it was about 12 years ago and I wasn’t going to take the chance of opening up the paper to look at it and have the hooker that looks like me be on the back page and people snicker at me as they walk by until finally I flip it over and see prosti-me.
Seriously though, who would buy this? Why? Is it so you can memorize the face of everybody arrested for a crime in this county so if they come to your house you will know not to let them in? See if anyone you know was arrested? Do people buy several copies to get clippings for the grandparents? You know, because it seems like this would be something better suited for the Internet, so you could have searches and a like button for arrests you thought were particularly good. They could call it BustedBook!
Would you buy this? Do you have any idea why somebody would? Is there a similar publication where you live?
And why is that lady on the upper left smiling? Is that normal for people who’ve been just busted?






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