Scary Products Contest Winners

by Tracy

I am so sorry that this is tardy, we seem to have come down with a fiendish plague at my house. I don’t think it’s swine flu or even regular flu, but it is responsible for copious amounts of snot and phlegm.

But that is boring and so to avoid the crime of writing while sick (which always results in page after page of me whining how UNFAIR it all is and weeping at the tender beauty of my courage in the face of rhinovirus) I’m proud to announce the grand prize winner is:

Alana from Girl Alive for 8 Hotdogs in a CAN with ONIONS in BRINE

Runners up:

Rina from Gotta Little Space for Potted Meat Food Product

Abbie for Placenta Shampoo

Sean from Lance Bass Ruined My Life for Book Thongs

Stephanie from Adventures in the Life of Me for Fortifido and Dog Snuggies. Be sure to check out her animals trying Fortifido and the Snuggie, too cute!

Abbeytoo for Creepy Glow in the Dark Skull Purse and Life Size Sock Monkey Ballerina

I will be contacting the winners by email later today to get their addresses to mail their prizes. Although I probably won’t get to the post office until we all stop leaking. I am a good citizen that way.

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  • http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/ Junk Drawer Kathy

    Congrats Alana! OK, so I went over to the hot dogs in a can and see the very first thing on the ingredients is “mechanically recovered chicken.” 1) Mechanically recovered? What does this even mean? and 2) Chicken? I repeat. Chicken?

    I’ll head over to the other entrants’ sites as soon as I stop getting that gag reflex. Like you, I’m a phlegm ball these days. This post isn’t helping :) Feel better!
    .-= Junk Drawer Kathy´s last blog ..Halloween Came Early =-.

  • http://www.junkdrawerblog.com Junk Drawer Kathy

    Congrats Alana! OK, so I went over to the hot dogs in a can and see the very first thing on the ingredients is “mechanically recovered chicken.” 1) Mechanically recovered? What does this even mean? and 2) Chicken? I repeat. Chicken?

    I’ll head over to the other entrants’ sites as soon as I stop getting that gag reflex. Like you, I’m a phlegm ball these days. This post isn’t helping :) Feel better!
    .-= Junk Drawer Kathy´s last blog ..Halloween Came Early =-.

  • http://idothings.info/ JD at I Do Things

    YAY! Congratulations to Alana, and thanks to everyone who participated. It was fun being a judge, and I hope Tracy will make this a yearly contest.

    Now I’m strangely hungry for a mechanically recovered chicken hot dog.
    .-= JD at I Do Things´s last blog ..I Got a Shot so you don’t have to =-.

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    YAY! Congratulations to Alana, and thanks to everyone who participated. It was fun being a judge, and I hope Tracy will make this a yearly contest.

    Now I’m strangely hungry for a mechanically recovered chicken hot dog.
    .-= JD at I Do Things´s last blog ..I Got a Shot so you don’t have to =-.

  • http://www.dubiousma.com/ dubiousMa

    Everytime I see the word “tardy” I start singing “don’t be tardy for the party” ….ohhh ohhh….lolol….Reading the entries made me feel sick. lol
    .-= dubiousMa´s last blog ..When Good Snark Goes Bad =-.

  • http://www.dubiousma.com dubiousMa

    Everytime I see the word “tardy” I start singing “don’t be tardy for the party” ….ohhh ohhh….lolol….Reading the entries made me feel sick. lol
    .-= dubiousMa´s last blog ..When Good Snark Goes Bad =-.

  • http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/ CK Lunchbox

    the hot dogs got 5 bowls of yack from my corner. Congrats, all!
    .-= CK Lunchbox´s last blog ..Pride Comes After A Fall =-.

  • http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/ CK Lunchbox

    the hot dogs got 5 bowls of yack from my corner. Congrats, all!
    .-= CK Lunchbox´s last blog ..Pride Comes After A Fall =-.

  • http://www.questforbalance.com/ Lisis

    Congratulations, Alana! I have to say the “mechanically recovered chicken” sounds delish! ;)

    For me, though, I’d probably have to go with the shampoo. Anything with the word “placenta” in it (other than the song Lightning Crashes, by Live) is pretty gross. I’m just sayin’…

    Still, all around, yuck! :)

  • http://www.questforbalance.com Lisis

    Congratulations, Alana! I have to say the “mechanically recovered chicken” sounds delish! ;)

    For me, though, I’d probably have to go with the shampoo. Anything with the word “placenta” in it (other than the song Lightning Crashes, by Live) is pretty gross. I’m just sayin’…

    Still, all around, yuck! :)

  • http://subliminalintervention.blogspot.com/ Dreamybee

    I’m so upset that I didn’t hear about this in time to participate! I’m almost sure I have a picture of vacuum-sealed jellyfish somewhere! If not, I know where to go get one. Also, frogs. Like live frogs, in a cage. And a can of condensed milk that went bad before I opened it. Yeah, my life is an adventure!
    .-= Dreamybee´s last blog ..Okay, Maybe "Soon" Wasn’t the Right Word =-.

  • http://subliminalintervention.blogspot.com Dreamybee

    I’m so upset that I didn’t hear about this in time to participate! I’m almost sure I have a picture of vacuum-sealed jellyfish somewhere! If not, I know where to go get one. Also, frogs. Like live frogs, in a cage. And a can of condensed milk that went bad before I opened it. Yeah, my life is an adventure!
    .-= Dreamybee´s last blog ..Okay, Maybe "Soon" Wasn’t the Right Word =-.

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