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Or, I didn’t spell it Phriday Photo Phun because I am very classy and intellectual

Scary dolls, Walgreens

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I can’t tell you the details yet, because I don’t know all the details yet and most importantly we don’t have a logo yet but there is going to be a contest! A big contest! A fun contest! And pretty much it’s going to involve you going out and finding scary crap like this!

About the dolls, I don’t mind telling you I ran away from them as fast as possible to run backwards (because you really do not want to turn your back on evil dolls) in Walgreens. Is that place ever fully stocked? Every time I go it seems each aisle has one of those grey rolling stock carts in it, but nobody is actually putting anything on shelves. It is most peculiar.

Pink douchemat, from Germany somewhere or maybe the Netherlands.

Hehehe, I got a douchemat in the mail today from my mother. And yeah, you know what, I am preemptively pissed off that one person is going to say in comments “You know douche doesn’t mean the same thing in Dutch as it does in English don’t you? Why are you so immature? Why can you not be all serious like me and not care if other people think you are more anal than an enema nozzle and half as funny?”

To be fair, the Dutch word for bath mat could be almost anything and it would still be funny. Dutch is just inherently funny like that. It is just as well that Dutch people are universally really nice and easy going. They should have a nice and easy going competition with the Jamaicans, that would be funny. They’d just sit there all being chill and the rest of us bastids would run around trying to get them to lose their tempers.

But you know, we’d probably just get all competitive and it would get ugly and physical and the Dutch and Jamaicans would still be having a great time being pleasant together. There is probably a life lesson in here somewhere, but I’ve no time to find it, we have more pictures.

Chubby kid soda found at Winchester Farmer's Market grocery store Memphis

Yeah, and this is why your kid’s so fat, too! I didn’t buy any of the chubby kid soda, there are just some things I won’t do. Unless you promised me I’d get 10K page views for a chubby kid soda review, then I’d do it. But you know only to be educating the public about that crap, because I care.

So, you know, I’m not trying to say too much but if I were you and I happened to see something really scary/wtf and I liked winning totally bogus prizes for dubious bragging rights, I’d probably go ahead and buy that sucka or at least take a photo.

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Or, I didn’t spell it Phriday Photo Phun because I am very classy and intellectual

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