Comments on: The Almost Killer Mouse and How To Pick Your Nose http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/ Humor, Crankiness, A Museum of Snack Foods and the Odd Motivational Piece Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:19:44 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Mr. Nuggets http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4888 Mr. Nuggets Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:54:10 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4888 @Natural I used to surf a lot while growing up. My best friend and I'd be sitting on our boards in the water between sets of waves just talking, joking, whatever. But he used to do that all the time. Even now, the thought of it sends a gag reflex to the back of my throat! Me: "Dude, that's disgusting." Him: "Ah, it washes off." Me: "Yea, but I'm in the same water as you." Him: laugh, then "just stay out of the current." Then we became room mates during college and I witnessed burn himself pretty good in a very sensitive area while frying bacon in his birthday suit one day. After trying to get him to put something on and stop grossing me out, it was hilarious to watch him dance around the kitchen at that point! And worth the temporary gross out! Those were our college days and he hasn't changed a bit. Despite all that, he was the best friend I could have asked for. <abbr><em>Mr. Nuggets´s last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NumbNuggets/~3/iXM5DG8ZZKs/mystery-of-moniker-aka-blogger-career.html" rel="nofollow">The Mystery of the "Numb Nuggets" Moniker - Tale One</a></abbr></em> @Natural I used to surf a lot while growing up. My best friend and I’d be sitting on our boards in the water between sets of waves just talking, joking, whatever. But he used to do that all the time. Even now, the thought of it sends a gag reflex to the back of my throat!

Me: “Dude, that’s disgusting.”

Him: “Ah, it washes off.”

Me: “Yea, but I’m in the same water as you.”

Him: laugh, then “just stay out of the current.”

Then we became room mates during college and I witnessed burn himself pretty good in a very sensitive area while frying bacon in his birthday suit one day. After trying to get him to put something on and stop grossing me out, it was hilarious to watch him dance around the kitchen at that point! And worth the temporary gross out!

Those were our college days and he hasn’t changed a bit.

Despite all that, he was the best friend I could have asked for.

Mr. Nuggets´s last blog post..The Mystery of the "Numb Nuggets" Moniker – Tale One

]]> By: Natural http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4887 Natural Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:42:47 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4887 this was too funny. you know what i hate. when men hold the left nostril and then blow the sucker out. no man of mine. that is DISGUSTING!!!! i keep tissue in the car. :) <abbr><em>Natural´s last blog post..<a href="http://thinkingoutloudblog.com/my-bad/" rel="nofollow">My Bad</a></abbr></em> this was too funny.

you know what i hate. when men hold the left nostril and then blow the sucker out. no man of mine. that is DISGUSTING!!!!

i keep tissue in the car. :)

Natural´s last blog post..My Bad

]]> By: Mr. Nuggets http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4671 Mr. Nuggets Thu, 28 May 2009 04:08:29 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4671 @przxqgl See, and what's really cool about that is if it had been a recorder, the mouse still could have had a snot is his fipple and hit his teacher in the nipple. 'Course if it was a recorder he might've hit his teacher in the shoe. Then the rhyme would be very dull. Sniff. UNLESS! Unless the little salty ball ricocheted off the floor and hit the teacher in the nipple! Yea, that's what happened! :o) @przxqgl See, and what’s really cool about that is if it had been a recorder, the mouse still could have had a snot is his fipple and hit his teacher in the nipple. ‘Course if it was a recorder he might’ve hit his teacher in the shoe. Then the rhyme would be very dull. Sniff.

UNLESS! Unless the little salty ball ricocheted off the floor and hit the teacher in the nipple! Yea, that’s what happened!

:o )

]]> By: przxqgl http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4670 przxqgl Thu, 28 May 2009 03:22:40 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4670 actually, the fipple is only part of what passes for the "mouthpiece" of a recorder: the other part is called a "windway", which are all part of the "head piece" or "head joint" of the recorder. without both a fipple and a windway, the recorder can make no sound at all. <abbr><em>przxqgl´s last blog post..<a href="http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/?p=1952">ERGH!</a></abbr></em> actually, the fipple is only part of what passes for the “mouthpiece” of a recorder: the other part is called a “windway”, which are all part of the “head piece” or “head joint” of the recorder. without both a fipple and a windway, the recorder can make no sound at all.

przxqgl´s last blog post..ERGH!

]]> By: Mr. Nuggets http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4668 Mr. Nuggets Thu, 28 May 2009 03:09:52 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4668 First of all, pls accept my apologies for not responding sooner. A little family drama drew me away from my cool place as a guest on this esteemed blog. Isn't Tracy awesome? Second, I am glad you now have all the information readily available to make your next commute more relaxing. :D @WriterDad Honored to have added a little purpose to an otherwise mundane experience. @PositivelyPresent @vered, @online colleges @Barbara Swafford, @ Patricia @TracyOConnor I am still stunned and amazed you all appreciated my sick sense of humor! But, definitely happy you did. Some day, when I least expect it, when you least expect it, some other twisted thing is going to ooze from my brain to my blog. I now have hope that someone might read it, and get it! @przxqgl Thanks for the information. I thought a fipple referred to the mouthpiece of any woodwind instrument. I tried "oboe" at first but needed a one syllable word. Learn something new everyday, eh? Again, thanks for reading and commenting! First of all, pls accept my apologies for not responding sooner. A little family drama drew me away from my cool place as a guest on this esteemed blog. Isn’t Tracy awesome?

Second, I am glad you now have all the information readily available to make your next commute more relaxing. :D

@WriterDad Honored to have added a little purpose to an otherwise mundane experience.

@PositivelyPresent @vered, @online colleges @Barbara Swafford, @ Patricia @TracyOConnor I am still stunned and amazed you all appreciated my sick sense of humor! But, definitely happy you did. Some day, when I least expect it, when you least expect it, some other twisted thing is going to ooze from my brain to my blog. I now have hope that someone might read it, and get it!

@przxqgl Thanks for the information. I thought a fipple referred to the mouthpiece of any woodwind instrument. I tried “oboe” at first but needed a one syllable word. Learn something new everyday, eh?

Again, thanks for reading and commenting!

]]> By: Patricia http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4642 Patricia Wed, 27 May 2009 01:39:06 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4642 Very funny and I just read that the #1 thing people do when they are driving is pick their nose - now I just wish I did not know that factoid! <abbr><em>Patricia´s last blog post..<a href="http://patriciaswisdom.com/2009/05/hesitation/">Hesitation</a></abbr></em> Very funny and I just read that the #1 thing people do when they are driving is pick their nose – now I just wish I did not know that factoid!

Patricia´s last blog post..Hesitation

]]> By: Barbara Swafford http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4637 Barbara Swafford Tue, 26 May 2009 23:00:08 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4637 Oh, this is TOO funny. Who knew there are specific steps to pick our nose the right way. :lol: <abbr><em>Barbara Swafford´s last blog post..<a href="http://bloggingwithoutablog.com/what-if/">What If…</a></abbr></em> Oh, this is TOO funny. Who knew there are specific steps to pick our nose the right way. :lol:

Barbara Swafford´s last blog post..What If…

]]> By: przxqgl http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4633 przxqgl Tue, 26 May 2009 20:06:10 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4633 just a technical note here: a saxophone does not have a fipple. the saxophone has a reed which produces the vibration whereas the fipple is a characteristic of the "block flute" or "recorder". <abbr><em>przxqgl´s last blog post..<a href="http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/?p=1952">ERGH!</a></abbr></em> just a technical note here: a saxophone does not have a fipple. the saxophone has a reed which produces the vibration whereas the fipple is a characteristic of the “block flute” or “recorder”.

przxqgl´s last blog post..ERGH!

]]> By: Online Colleges http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4630 Online Colleges Tue, 26 May 2009 17:30:32 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4630 This is fantastic! I have found that most diggers i have seen are also in the most expensive cars who think their tint is dark enough! Haha. This is fantastic! I have found that most diggers i have seen are also in the most expensive cars who think their tint is dark enough! Haha.

]]> By: Vered - MomGrind http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/05/25/the-almost-killer-mouse-and-how-to-pick-your-nose/comment-page-1/#comment-4629 Vered - MomGrind Tue, 26 May 2009 16:38:29 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=1328#comment-4629 Hehehe thanks for the laugh. I needed it this morning! <abbr><em>Vered - MomGrind´s last blog post..<a href="http://momgrind.com/2009/05/20/a-rose-garden/">A Rose Garden</a></abbr></em> Hehehe thanks for the laugh. I needed it this morning!

Vered – MomGrind´s last blog post..A Rose Garden

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