A couple of announcements and requests

by Tracy

Or, this blogging this is hard, I need your help, y’all!

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Photo credit ©D3 San Francisco

All of this life coaching has made me realize that it’s time to give back to the world. Now, I’m sure you’re thinking I’ve already given so much, what with revealing the what’s inside all of those cans of various meat matter, but the truth is, I have so much more to offer!

You might not know this about me, but I have a ton of skills. Talents. I am much learned in many areas. Not like you’d get a degree from, but I get many periodicals and publications delivered straight to my house and have read the entire ChildCraft Encyclopedia, 1976 edition even the volume for parents (I must admit that I might have missed some of that section because I had to put my hands over the pictures of cleft palate and measles). I am a person with answers.

There is a lot of inexplicable crap in the world. You just see something and go “WTH?!? WHY would somebody do that?!?” and you tell somebody else and they are like “WTH?!?! Seriously???” and all you can say is “I know, right?!?” Well you wouldn’t if you knew me because I am here to give you:

Plausible Explanations for Inexplicable Crap

Simply send me your inexplicable crap and I will offer in this blog a plausible explanation, drawing on my expertise as a layman sociologist, amatuer internet detective and born intuitivist. You can either use the contact form on this site or email me at ihmmb at ihatemymessageboard dot com or post it in the comments or Tweet it or however else you can think of to reach me. I am not picky about how people approach me for help, except for the love of Pete don’t post it on my Facebook wall, my moms reads that y’all!

BTW, I did not steal this idea from Blogger Dad and am not too proud to beg somebody to send me something so I don’t have to make up the question and the answer.

The other thing I need to announce and ask for help with is I have decided to go on vacation from May 21- June 2nd as the school year is ending and my sister will be in town.  I’d like to take this opportunity to feature a guest blogger or two. What will you blog about? Really, it’s up to you. I’d love to see something funny and if you have some odd snack food or product to review with photos, that would be excellent. I’ve been toying with the idea of starting a Why I Hate My Blog series to go with Why I Hate My Message Board, I bet a funny person could do a lot with that topic.

Please send your submissions to the same place as the questions and I’ll let you know if I can use them! And if you have time during the week, check out the IHMMB Forums. We’ve got a lot of great discussions going on right now!

Thanks bunches!

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  • http://bloggingwithoutablog.com/ Barbara Swafford

    Hi Tracy,

    I’m happy to hear you’re going to take some time off from the blog. It will be fun to see who volunteers for guest posts and what they find, packed in cans to write about. Sounds rather scary.

  • http://bloggingwithoutablog.com/ Barbara Swafford

    Hi Tracy,

    I’m happy to hear you’re going to take some time off from the blog. It will be fun to see who volunteers for guest posts and what they find, packed in cans to write about. Sounds rather scary.

  • http://bloggingwithoutablog.com Barbara Swafford

    Hi Tracy,

    I’m happy to hear you’re going to take some time off from the blog. It will be fun to see who volunteers for guest posts and what they find, packed in cans to write about. Sounds rather scary.

  • http://www.ratracetrap.com/ Stephen – Rat Race Trap

    Tracy, why do people who tend to gain weight keep eating unhealthy foods and way to much food overall?

    Stephen – Rat Race Trap´s last blog post..Freedom From Commitment

  • http://www.ratracetrap.com/ Stephen – Rat Race Trap

    Tracy, why do people who tend to gain weight keep eating unhealthy foods and way to much food overall?

    Stephen – Rat Race Trap´s last blog post..Freedom From Commitment

  • http://www.ratracetrap.com/ Stephen – Rat Race Trap

    Tracy, why do people who tend to gain weight keep eating unhealthy foods and way to much food overall?

    Stephen – Rat Race Trap´s last blog post..Freedom From Commitment

  • http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

    @Heather, that’s a good one, I’m adding it to my list. Hope the move is going smoothly!

    @Barbara, I can’t wait to see what guest posts I get. It should be fun! I am going to make you the designated RT’er for my posts in my absence.

    @Stephen oooooh, I don’t know if I’m brave enough to touch that one! I might just be starved enough for attention though. ;-)

  • http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

    @Heather, that’s a good one, I’m adding it to my list. Hope the move is going smoothly!

    @Barbara, I can’t wait to see what guest posts I get. It should be fun! I am going to make you the designated RT’er for my posts in my absence.

    @Stephen oooooh, I don’t know if I’m brave enough to touch that one! I might just be starved enough for attention though. ;-)

  • http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

    @Heather, that’s a good one, I’m adding it to my list. Hope the move is going smoothly!

    @Barbara, I can’t wait to see what guest posts I get. It should be fun! I am going to make you the designated RT’er for my posts in my absence.

    @Stephen oooooh, I don’t know if I’m brave enough to touch that one! I might just be starved enough for attention though. ;-)

  • http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

    @Heather, that’s a good one, I’m adding it to my list. Hope the move is going smoothly!

    @Barbara, I can’t wait to see what guest posts I get. It should be fun! I am going to make you the designated RT’er for my posts in my absence.

    @Stephen oooooh, I don’t know if I’m brave enough to touch that one! I might just be starved enough for attention though. ;-)

  • http://thewritingbase.com/ Samar

    Guest posts huh? I just may take you up on that :)

    I hope you have loads of fun with your sister! I’ll be meeting mine later this year :)

    Samar´s last blog post..6 Occupational health hazards of freelancing

  • http://thewritingbase.com Samar

    Guest posts huh? I just may take you up on that :)

    I hope you have loads of fun with your sister! I’ll be meeting mine later this year :)

    Samar´s last blog post..6 Occupational health hazards of freelancing

  • http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

    Hi Samar! I’d love a guest post from you, just send it on if you have time to write one. I’m really looking forward to seeing my sister again, she lives overseas and spent the last 6 months in Iraq with the University of Maryland, helping the troops continue their education while they are deployed.

  • http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

    Hi Samar! I’d love a guest post from you, just send it on if you have time to write one. I’m really looking forward to seeing my sister again, she lives overseas and spent the last 6 months in Iraq with the University of Maryland, helping the troops continue their education while they are deployed.

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