A WHOLE chicken in a CAN

by Tracy

Or, oh yes, that did deserve crazy caps – warning gross pictures below!

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You might remember I bought this at the same time I bought the canned pork brains in milk gravy. At the time, I did not fully comprehend that it was an ENTIRE chicken bones and all inside the can.

BTW you can’t see it but under the lettuce, on the far right it says “serving suggestion”. Yeah, why not also suggest you poop gold and fart jet fuel? It is also without giblets, don’t want to know what they did with those.

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Here are the serving suggestions. I decided to roast it according to the instructions provided for the purest experience. It had been chilling in my fridge for a month at least before I opened it today.

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When you open the can, this is what you see. Little chicken knuckles poking out from the schmaltz. I initially wanted to pull out the chicken and reserve the broth in the can, but the bones were too wiggly, so I had to pour it out.

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Wow, Sweet Sue doesn’t look so sweet upside down.

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My 3 year old was fascinated. That’s chocolate on his face, btw from the other taste test we did today.

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And it’s out!

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Close up of some sort of something. All I know is that it wasn’t the giblets, as those are not included.

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I poured all of this off to roast the chicken.

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Goofball wanted to make sure I got a picture of his whole face!

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Bowl of reserved goo. Realized I did not in fact want to keep it and tossed it down the garbage disposal. I did taste it (the broth part, not the fat globs and mystery bits) with my finger and it was very weak like somebody had just dunked a chicken in some water.

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Out of the oven after 15+ minutes at 475 as instructed. It never did get brown.

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It was really scrawny!

 

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And the taste? There really wasn’t any. The white meat was a bit more cottony than the dark meat, but it all tasted like all the flavor had been cooked out. Sort of like the little bits of chicken in condensed chicken noodle soup. I thought before cooking it that I might use the meat in some sort of chicken salad, like you’d use canned chunk chicken breast but this is seriously lacking and I don’t think anyone would eat it. I am going to strip the meat and put it out for the neighborhood cats (not in front of my house though!) it doesn’t seem too salty or anything, so I think it will be okay.

You can see all my Chicken in a Can Photos here.

And check out my brother’s video review of canned silkworm pupa. I only coerced him a little bit!

BTW, I am pleased to announce you can get a six pack of Sweet Sue whole chicken in a can from Amazon. That is my affiliate link, btw, I’m sure you can understand me trying to get in on the meat in a can market while I can as I’m sure it’s about to boom. If I sell enough haggis and spotted dick the O’Boys can go to college!

If you are interested in learning how to can your own chicken, here are instructions for canning chicken breasts.

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  • http://angrykeyboarder.com/ Scott

    That is just so wrong.

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    That is just so wrong.

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  • http://ihatemymessageboard.com/ Tracy

    @WriterDad – what can I say? All the experts say you must find a niche and it would seem gooey filthy chicken pictures is mine.

    @MadFab You know how I thought “cock cheese can be eaten?” was the most disturbing search term that ever brought somebody to this blog? I’ve a feeling I ain’t seen nothing yet.

    @Holly oh ya, sure she’s funny now but before you know it, you’re somehow in her shadow, on your own blog! She’s my Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

    @earthmom22 you are welcome! Always glad to be of service.

    @Holly Hi again! You really ain’t seen nothing yet!

    @Scot Thanks for stopping by and commenting! Good to meet you!

  • http://ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

    @WriterDad – what can I say? All the experts say you must find a niche and it would seem gooey filthy chicken pictures is mine.

    @MadFab You know how I thought “cock cheese can be eaten?” was the most disturbing search term that ever brought somebody to this blog? I’ve a feeling I ain’t seen nothing yet.

    @Holly oh ya, sure she’s funny now but before you know it, you’re somehow in her shadow, on your own blog! She’s my Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

    @earthmom22 you are welcome! Always glad to be of service.

    @Holly Hi again! You really ain’t seen nothing yet!

    @Scot Thanks for stopping by and commenting! Good to meet you!

  • http://kindnessnotcruelty.org/ Stacey

    Really sad and sickening to look at. I have heard of the abuses that chickens face (as well as other farm animals) and it hurt me to look at these pics. I know most people don’t care about chickens but I do. They are no different than a dog or cat — if given the chance to actually live a life. I am so glad I’m vegetarian and guess what.. chicken was the first meat I gave up!

  • http://kindnessnotcruelty.org Stacey

    Really sad and sickening to look at. I have heard of the abuses that chickens face (as well as other farm animals) and it hurt me to look at these pics. I know most people don’t care about chickens but I do. They are no different than a dog or cat — if given the chance to actually live a life. I am so glad I’m vegetarian and guess what.. chicken was the first meat I gave up!

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  • MadFab

    I disagree, Stacey. Chickens are much tastier than cats and dogs, provided they are not raised inside of a can filled with petroleum jelly.

  • MadFab

    I disagree, Stacey. Chickens are much tastier than cats and dogs, provided they are not raised inside of a can filled with petroleum jelly.

  • http://www.flashfactory.com/ Vijay

    Canned Cows…. Hmmmmm?

  • http://www.flashfactory.com Vijay

    Canned Cows…. Hmmmmm?

  • Marcia Marcia Marcia

    We’re going to need a bigger pantry, Vijay.

  • Marcia Marcia Marcia

    We’re going to need a bigger pantry, Vijay.

  • http://hollyjahangiri.blogspot.com/ Holly

    Did I send you the link to my culinary “adventures”? You’d enjoy this one (there are four parts, but this one just proves I shouldn’t be hanging out on your blog – it’s just too tempting).

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  • http://hollyjahangiri.blogspot.com Holly

    Did I send you the link to my culinary “adventures”? You’d enjoy this one (there are four parts, but this one just proves I shouldn’t be hanging out on your blog – it’s just too tempting).

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  • http://www.kenalbala.blogspot.com/ Ken Albala

    This is absolutely incredible! Where do I get one? I’m going to look on line right now, and when I get it set it up on a shrine as an evil God to pray to.

    Ken

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  • http://www.kenalbala.blogspot.com Ken Albala

    This is absolutely incredible! Where do I get one? I’m going to look on line right now, and when I get it set it up on a shrine as an evil God to pray to.

    Ken

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  • Faye

    I’ve eaten chicken in a can before when I was younger. My parents picked up a couple cans of it at a discount food store, since it was cheaper than non-canned chicken. Then again, this is the same family that went to the Russell Stover discount candy store and dug through their trash for our easter baskets.

    The chicken really wasn’t that bad in the soups I made from it. I remember doing chicken and dumplings, and I think I also did a white chili.

  • Faye

    I’ve eaten chicken in a can before when I was younger. My parents picked up a couple cans of it at a discount food store, since it was cheaper than non-canned chicken. Then again, this is the same family that went to the Russell Stover discount candy store and dug through their trash for our easter baskets.

    The chicken really wasn’t that bad in the soups I made from it. I remember doing chicken and dumplings, and I think I also did a white chili.

  • Ming

    Oh come on, at least it is recognisably chicken. It’s the food you can’t recognise that bothers me.

  • Ming

    Oh come on, at least it is recognisably chicken. It’s the food you can’t recognise that bothers me.

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  • Plushpuppy

    There is a non-fiction book by someone who grew up dirt poor in the appalachian mountains and he talks about having food dropped in by the US goverment and getting chicken in a can from the goverment and thinking they went too far. The cans had no labels on them. As you can tell I have no memory of the author of the book or the books name.

  • Plushpuppy

    There is a non-fiction book by someone who grew up dirt poor in the appalachian mountains and he talks about having food dropped in by the US goverment and getting chicken in a can from the goverment and thinking they went too far. The cans had no labels on them. As you can tell I have no memory of the author of the book or the books name.

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  • http://gimmeyummy.wordpress.com/ Jamie Susan Rosencrans

    OH MY GOD.
    That should be a Federal Offense!
    Buhhhhhhh……**vomits in hand**

    Love, Gimmeyummy

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  • http://gimmeyummy.wordpress.com Jamie Susan Rosencrans

    OH MY GOD.
    That should be a Federal Offense!
    Buhhhhhhh……**vomits in hand**

    Love, Gimmeyummy

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  • http://www.finechinagirl.com/ finechinaguy

    That just looks amazingly gross! Something to stock up on for the Post-Nuclear World. It does remind me of the Duck-in-a-Can I had at Au Pied de Cochon in Montreal although that was much more appetizing.

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  • http://www.finechinagirl.com finechinaguy

    That just looks amazingly gross! Something to stock up on for the Post-Nuclear World. It does remind me of the Duck-in-a-Can I had at Au Pied de Cochon in Montreal although that was much more appetizing.

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  • happy_person

    The picture of your boy, cheerfully and quizzically peering over the fat-slathered chicken … that’s art.

    My wife says the mysterious white stuff is congealed fat.

  • happy_person

    The picture of your boy, cheerfully and quizzically peering over the fat-slathered chicken … that’s art.

    My wife says the mysterious white stuff is congealed fat.

  • Mike

    My grandmother used to have a bunch of those stored in the “root cellar”, a dark, dank, spider infested hole located next to her house. I never saw anyone eat one, but I was always curious.

  • Mike

    My grandmother used to have a bunch of those stored in the “root cellar”, a dark, dank, spider infested hole located next to her house. I never saw anyone eat one, but I was always curious.

  • Zimpy

    too bad they’re not fried, then Jake Blues would be happy (3 fried chickens and a coke please)

  • Zimpy

    too bad they’re not fried, then Jake Blues would be happy (3 fried chickens and a coke please)

  • Lesley-Ann Noel

    Even more ridiculous than the idea of putting a chicken in a can is the price! about $49 on Amazon plus $30 shipping! PulEEEZ!

  • Lesley-Ann Noel

    Even more ridiculous than the idea of putting a chicken in a can is the price! about $49 on Amazon plus $30 shipping! PulEEEZ!

  • Wolfie Rankin

    When you tipped the can upside down, and the chicken started to emerge, it was like watching a live birth, I could almost hear you saying “Breathe, breathe” while the can is going “pant pant pant, puff puff puff”.

    And I shouldn’t say this but the mystery white stuff looked a bit maggotty.

    Wolfie!

  • Wolfie Rankin

    When you tipped the can upside down, and the chicken started to emerge, it was like watching a live birth, I could almost hear you saying “Breathe, breathe” while the can is going “pant pant pant, puff puff puff”.

    And I shouldn’t say this but the mystery white stuff looked a bit maggotty.

    Wolfie!

  • James

    hahaha its funny how of the times “delicious” was mentioned, not one of them referred to the the actual chicken! :P

  • James

    hahaha its funny how of the times “delicious” was mentioned, not one of them referred to the the actual chicken! :P

  • http://forthatwhichmatters.blogspot.com/ Shanna

    That is one of the grossest (even a word?) things I’ve ever seen. …gagging here… It even has the infamous SPAM jelly, ugh, GROSS! Thanks for sharing.

  • http://forthatwhichmatters.blogspot.com/ Shanna

    That is one of the grossest (even a word?) things I’ve ever seen. …gagging here… It even has the infamous SPAM jelly, ugh, GROSS! Thanks for sharing.

  • JayBeeMoscow

    This is nothing new – during the Second World War half the population of the UK (and no doubt many other countries) ate these things – the only chicken available at the time. Heard this from my mother on several occasions.

  • JayBeeMoscow

    This is nothing new – during the Second World War half the population of the UK (and no doubt many other countries) ate these things – the only chicken available at the time. Heard this from my mother on several occasions.

  • KittyConCarnage

    It’s Eraserhead all over again.

  • KittyConCarnage

    It’s Eraserhead all over again.

  • Alterchef

    When you see a label that says Whole chicken , what else do you expect .
    I cannot believe you made such a big deal out of it . When we were fed canned chicken in the military 40 years ago , it did not look anything as decent as that
    and I wish we had it that nice . Grow up!

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