http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2008/11/07/the-paranoid-mom-reviews-new-products-promotional-pimp-grillz/ Humor, Crankiness, A Museum of Snack Foods and the Odd Motivational Piece Mon, 21 May 2012 00:23:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2008/11/07/the-paranoid-mom-reviews-new-products-promotional-pimp-grillz/comment-page-1/#comment-1545 BettyLou Sun, 09 Nov 2008 19:53:17 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=574#comment-1545 I always wondered how I could accessorize my mouth to make it double as a can opener. Now I know! That's just a little more counter space I can have and it's fashionable, too. Nothing says high fashion like a 40ish year old frumpy housewife type with a mouthful of bling. It will go well with the nail jewelry on my chewed-to-stumps nails. I always wondered how I could accessorize my mouth to make it double as a can opener. Now I know! That’s just a little more counter space I can have and it’s fashionable, too. Nothing says high fashion like a 40ish year old frumpy housewife type with a mouthful of bling. It will go well with the nail jewelry on my chewed-to-stumps nails.

]]> http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2008/11/07/the-paranoid-mom-reviews-new-products-promotional-pimp-grillz/comment-page-1/#comment-18318 BettyLou Sun, 09 Nov 2008 19:53:00 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=574#comment-18318 I always wondered how I could accessorize my mouth to make it double as a can opener. Now I know! That's just a little more counter space I can have and it's fashionable, too. Nothing says high fashion like a 40ish year old frumpy housewife type with a mouthful of bling. It will go well with the nail jewelry on my chewed-to-stumps nails. I always wondered how I could accessorize my mouth to make it double as a can opener. Now I know! That’s just a little more counter space I can have and it’s fashionable, too. Nothing says high fashion like a 40ish year old frumpy housewife type with a mouthful of bling. It will go well with the nail jewelry on my chewed-to-stumps nails.

]]> http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2008/11/07/the-paranoid-mom-reviews-new-products-promotional-pimp-grillz/comment-page-1/#comment-1537 Tracy Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:16:10 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=574#comment-1537 You know, I think that's why the fates didn't see fit to make me rich. I would so spend $500 to get IHMMB grillz and toenail clippers and whatever else kind of junk I could find. You know, I think that’s why the fates didn’t see fit to make me rich. I would so spend $500 to get IHMMB grillz and toenail clippers and whatever else kind of junk I could find.

]]> http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2008/11/07/the-paranoid-mom-reviews-new-products-promotional-pimp-grillz/comment-page-1/#comment-18317 Tracy Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:16:00 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=574#comment-18317 You know, I think that's why the fates didn't see fit to make me rich. I would so spend $500 to get IHMMB grillz and toenail clippers and whatever else kind of junk I could find. You know, I think that’s why the fates didn’t see fit to make me rich. I would so spend $500 to get IHMMB grillz and toenail clippers and whatever else kind of junk I could find.

]]> http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2008/11/07/the-paranoid-mom-reviews-new-products-promotional-pimp-grillz/comment-page-1/#comment-1536 Amy Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:12:18 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=574#comment-1536 I was wondering were I could get a grill emblazened with the title "Skank." Now I know. I was wondering were I could get a grill emblazened with the title “Skank.” Now I know.

]]> http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2008/11/07/the-paranoid-mom-reviews-new-products-promotional-pimp-grillz/comment-page-1/#comment-18316 Amy Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:12:00 +0000 http://ihatemymessageboard.com/?p=574#comment-18316 I was wondering were I could get a grill emblazened with the title "Skank." Now I know. I was wondering were I could get a grill emblazened with the title “Skank.” Now I know.

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