Promopeddler.com is offering Promotional PIMP Grillz that can be customized with up to 6 characters. It’s just one of the many fine PIMP products they offer! I’m not sure what sorts of products one would promote with PIMP grillz, but they seem to be meant for fancy executive type people:
Please be sure to contact us if you have any questions on these promotional PIMP – Grillz that go in the mouth & cover the teeth, or any other executive gifts you may be searching for.
Photo credit ©Uberculture
For those that don’t know, you put grillz on over your real teeth where they could, in my opinion:
- Scratch your tooth enamel
- Trap food debris
- Cause halitosis
- Irritate the gums
- Harbor bacteria
- Or tooth mites
- Cause speech impediments
- Set off metal detectors
- Discourage regular flossing
- Get you booted from Junior League
Additionally the tiny bits of bling could fall off and become lodged in the tonsils or stomach causing tonsil stones or bezoars which might necessitate costly and painful surgery. Warning: DO NOT DO AN IMAGE SEARCH ON TONSIL STONES OR BEZOARS LIKE I DID HERE. You don’t need to know! Trust me!
Finally, I do not think we should glamorize the job of Pimp to our young people as it seems to be an untold truth that it is hard out here for a Pimp. Apparently there is quite a lot of effort required to obtain the necessary accoutrements considered de rigueur to present the right image and even then one is subjected to the constant insubordinance from one’s employees.
Please see the video for reference. BTW, interesting personal tidbit, I used to live by that bridge in the video. I had no idea there were bitches and hos there! I think that means I have “street cred” now!
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I was wondering were I could get a grill emblazened with the title “Skank.” Now I know.
You know, I think that’s why the fates didn’t see fit to make me rich. I would so spend $500 to get IHMMB grillz and toenail clippers and whatever else kind of junk I could find.
I always wondered how I could accessorize my mouth to make it double as a can opener. Now I know! That’s just a little more counter space I can have and it’s fashionable, too. Nothing says high fashion like a 40ish year old frumpy housewife type with a mouthful of bling. It will go well with the nail jewelry on my chewed-to-stumps nails.
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