Writing hate mail to people who write stupid-headed online reviews.
Like Milly Squire from Arkansas, USA who wrote this review of an Isaac Mizarahi for Target dress.
My only concern is when exactly to wear this dress. I loved the way it fit, so I went ahead and bought it, but it seems to casual for church but too dressy for just a shopping trip. I could possibly see myself wearing it to lunch with a pal, but I’m not even too sure about that. The somewhat questionable practicality of the dress is why I gave it 4 instead of 5 stars.
Dear Milly Squire,
It is NOT the fault of the dress that you do not know where to wear it. It is NOT the job of a dress to be practical. If you want to be PRACTICAL you should wear pants, or shorts, if it is very hot outside and there aren’t a lot of thorns/leeches around where you will be. The dress is supposed to FIT, it is supposed to FLATTER and since this is Target, it should be good value for money. It seems that these conditions were met, yet you are PUNISHING THE DRESS by giving it four stars instead of five, because YOU, Milly Squire, don’t know where to wear it. Three stars, Milly Squire, I give you three stars and that is being generous.
Online Review Reviewer
Sadly, I am now banned from allrecipes and the Amazon.com customer discussion “forum”. Pah.