Vegetarian BLT–bean, lettuce and tomato–on a bagel!
WHY THE BAGEL?
That is all I am asking, why in a world with so many bread options, they choose to put this concoction on a bagel? Sure, if you’re hungry and desperate and out of tortillas, I can see trying this if I were stoned and a poor college student again, not as a sober person with a Mastercard, but you can’t be advocating this shit and calling it a recipe and putting it on the internet.
This is why I hate bagels, people will argue with me, but they are the least versatile of the bread options. They are too chewy. Too dense. I don’t care for the hole in the middle. Anything you can put on a bagel you can also put in a tortilla, but the reverse is most certainly not true, as evidenced by this “recipe”.
And was it really necessary to state that the bagel should be sliced in half, horizontally? Yeah, I’m a consumer of Old El Paso products, that doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
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“Horizontally”…does that mean, “with a knife”?