Tracy Recaps America’s Next Top Model
This cycle opens with the girls headed towards Los Angeles on a bus. A happy dancing bus with one Asian girl on it. Boy, do I know that feeling. I’ve decided that she’s going to be my favorite even if it turns out she’s the worst kind of incompetent bitch and I have to use every justification technique in my little Toolbox of Rightfullness Skills to defend her. It’s as good a method as any to pick a favorite, I think and much better than my usual method of striking out every contestant who just looks, you know, like I don’t like her and backing the one that is left.
J. Alexander and Jay Manuel pop up in front of the Top Secret Training facility dressed in what can only be described as Astronaut Chic as interpreted by International Male. “Welcome to the Top Model Institute of Technology where we build! better! models!” says J. Alexander and Jay Manuel says blah blah blah out of thousands blah blah blah and J. Alexander says “This is a highly classified operation. So are you ready?” Jay Manuel puts his hand on some sort of hand reader that would do any high school drama club production of “2010: The Musical” proud and the girls rush in to a facility full of…shoes.
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Heinz Spotted Dick (In a Can)
I got this can of Heinz Spotted Dick for my birthday. My husband really loves me a lot, probably much more than yours does. What did you get? Clothes? A massage? Mixer? I got the gift of pure comedy gold and that’s worth only slightly less than real gold and doesn’t involve environmentally damaging mining.
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Bravo, Bravo!
As season two of Shear Genius draws to a close this Wednesday at 10 p.m. I find myself reflecting on the genius that is the Bravo competition reality show. It all started with season one of Project Runway, since then Bravo has managed to morph that same master pattern into some of the most compelling, entertaining and hilarious competitive reality shows on television.
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Two Hands and A Road Map
Diary of a Message Board Break
Day 1
10:30 p.m.
Hey, all! Just a quick PM to let you all know I’ve decided to take a break from the board. Nothing personal. With the school year beginning, I need to focus on good habits and not spend all my time writing stupid crap with a bunch of strangers. No offense!
Please keep in touch by pm during this time. Obviously I will not be checking the board.
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Kiki McPerfect - Just Ducky
Dear Kiki,
Dude, you are so uptight. Do you ever think about loosening up?
- Hippy Chick
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